50 Dates Worse Than Yours (gnv64)

50 Dates Worse Than Yours
by Justin Racz
Bloomsbury USA | January 2007 | ISBN-10: 1596912642 | ePUBPDF | 11.2/16.4 mb
http://www.amazon.com/50-Dates-Worse-Than-Yours/dp/B001G8WQ3O
PDF conversion is mine.

There is nothing as unbearable as a bad date. From the awkward conversation to the strained laughter to the moments of sheer bewilderment (Did he just call me “Poopsy?”), dating is not an activity for the easily discouraged. Thankfully, Justin Racz returns with this newest installment to help ease the romantic pain. These would-be Casanovas remind us that there are worse times to be had. Including entries such as: “Creepy Non-Blinker,” “Keeps Telling You How Much You Remind Him of His Sister,” "Mechanical Bull Riding," “Lap Dog Girl,” and “Invites you over and is wearing pajamas when you arrive,” 50 Dates Worse Than Yours presents just about every blindingly bad date around. Filled with entertaining photographs and outrageous bullet points listing each prospective partner’s hideous traits, this is the perfect gift for anyone who has ever faked food poisoning just to get away from that guy her aunt set her up with.

CONTENTS
1. Proposes on First Date
2. Joe Hickey
3. The Doodler
4. Karaoke
5. She Was in It for the Meal
6. Surprise! You Were Related
7. Shorter in Person
8. Painfully Chivalrous
9. Spinach in Teeth
10. Menage a Blackberry
11. Hope You Like Meat
12. Conjugal Visit
13. Peep Show
14. Passover
15. Vegas "Date"
16. First Date
17. Too Hot
18. Dating the Bartender
19. AA Meeting
20. Kiddy Date
21. Protest Rally
22. Almost Divorced
23. Creepy Non-Blinker
24. She Was Pregnant
25. The Dutchman
26. Needs a Green Card
27. Cockfight
28. Cow Tipping
29. Was It a Date?
30. Breakup
31. Airtroduced
32. Reality Show
33. Mechanical Bull Riding Lawsuit
34. Xtreme Date
35. Lapdog Date
36. Loud Bar
37. Best Friend's Dad
38. One Night Stand
39. Triple Indie Feature
40. Bad Playdate
41. She Didn't Shut Up
42. Meet My Homies
43. NASCARISecondhand Smoke
44. Arrives in Pajamas
45. Wedding
46. Date to Mate
47. Dim Sum
48. Car Ran Out of Gas
49. Wicked Cheap
50. Company Christmas Party
51. Your Date