A Love Story [1-3 -Humor] - Christopher Moore

1 Bloodsucking Fiends

Jody never asked to become a vampire.
But when she wakes up under an alley Dumpster with a badly burned arm, an aching neck, superhuman strength, and a distinctly Nosferatuan thirst, she realizes the decision has been made for her.
Making the transition from the nine-to-five grind to an eternity of nocturnal prowlings is going to take some doing, however, and that's where C. Thomas Flood fits in.
A would-be Kerouac from Incontinence, Indiana, Tommy [to his friends] is biding his time night clerking and frozen turkey bowling in a San Francisco Safeway.
But all that changes when a beautiful undead redhead walks through the door ...
And proceeds to rock Tommy's life... And afterlife in ways he never imagined possible.

2 You Suck

Being undead sucks.
Literally.
Just ask C. Thomas Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody, is a vampire.
And surprise! Now he's one, too. For some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker.
But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issues.
But word has it that the vampire who initially nibbled on Jody wasn't supposed to be recruiting.
Even worse...
Tommy's erstwhile turkey bowling pals are out to get him, at the urging of a blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named [duh] Blue.

3 Bite Me

The city of San Francisco is being stalked by a huge shaved vampyre cat named Chet.
And only I, Abby Normal, emergency backup mistress of the Greater Bay Area night, and my manga-haired love monkey, Foo Dog, stand between the ravenous monster and a bloody massacre of the general public.
Whoa...
And this is a love story?
Yup...
'Cept there's no whining...
See, while some lovers were born to run, Jody and Tommy were born to bite.
Well, reborn, that is, now that they're vampires.
Good thing theirs is an undying love, since their Goth Girl Friday, Abby Normal, imprisoned them in a bronze statue.

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