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Story Line: Mordechai Jefferson Carver, aka the Hebrew Hammer, is an orthodox Jewish stud who goes on a mission to save Hanukkah. When Santa Claus's evil son Damian is pushed over the edge by his father's liberal policies, he does away with the Christian patriarch. Subsequently stepping into his father's role, Damian launches a campaign to eradicate the Jewish Holiday. The Hammer joins forces with Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal, the gorgeous and dangerous daughter of the leader of the Jewish Justice League; and his brother-in-arms Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim, the head of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, to topple Santa's evil progeny and to save Hanukkah for future generations of Jews.
Summary written by Sujit R. Varma
Honestly, my favorite scene is when The Hebrew Hammer goes into the Nazi Bar and kicks ass. It's worth watching just for that scene.
Director:
Jonathan Kesselman
Writer:
Jonathan Kesselman
Stars:
Adam Goldberg, Andy Dick and Judy Greer
Duration: 1 hour and 24 minutes and 52 seconds
VIDEO
Dimensions : 480x720
Codec: Ffmpeg MPEG4
Frame rate: 30 Frames per second
AUDIO
Codec: MPEG 1 Audio, layer 3 (MP3)
Channels: Stereo
Sample Rate 48000Hz
Bitrate: 128 kbps
"But if cattle and horses and lions had hands
or could paint with their hands and create works such as men do,
horses like horses and cattle like cattle
also would depict the gods' shapes and make their bodies
of such a sort as the form they themselves have." -Xenophanes
