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The Golden Turkey Awards by Michael Medved .. PDF
THE GOLDEN TURKEY AWARDS
The Most Unerotic Concept in Pornography
The Worst Performance by an Animal
The Biggest Ripoff in Hollywood History
The Worst Performance by an Actor as Jesus Christ
The Most Ridiculous Monster in Screen History
These are just some of the categories you'll find in the first "reverse" awards ceremony to honor the all-time horrors in Hollywood History. Here is a celebration (illustrated in glorious black and white) of the best of the worst cinematic catastrophes -- the shimmering stars, the dreadful directors, and the dubious dialogue that made these movies so abysmal.
Remember John Travolta as a melting monster in The Devil's Rain? Henry Fonda as a fearless bee battler in The Swarm? Mary Tyler Moore as a heartsick nun in love with Elvis Presley in Change of Habit? How about Scuttlebutt the Talking Duck in Everything's Ducky?
See if you can guess the winners in each of the 30 award categories -- from The Most Obnoxious Child Performer of All Time to the Life Achievement Awards: Worst Actor, Actress, and Director. Applaud the winner in a national poll for The (very) Worst Film of All Time and The Worst Films Compendium, an annotated index of the best of the unbelievable baddies.
MC'd by the Brothers Medved--Harry, author of The Fifty Worst Films of All Time , and Michael, author of What Really Happened to the Class of '65? -- The Golden Turkey Awards is a cornucopia of cinemediocrity.
WARNING: Over 425 actual films are described in this book, but one is a complete hoax. Can you find it?
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